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The parting words of the clueless New Age trust fund baby.
"Well, I should probably get going." "Ok, then! Namaste!"
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Situational definition meaning “fuck off” or “go to hell”. Best used at work when a customer deserves being told to Fuck off, but you can’t because you’ll get fired.
“Thank you for the 2% tip sir. Namaste”
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1. A spiritual greeting or goodbye that was robbed from Hindus by hipsters to sound like they are at peace with themselves when in reality they have completely lost it.
2. Alternatively means, "Fuck you, I have anxiety," derived from South Park.
-Hi, how can I take your order?
-Namaste. What do you have that is organic, non-GMO, and vegan?
-Fuck you too. We have boxed water.
-Perfect, I'll take it! Namaste.
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A term popularized by stoner hippies usually said while high. It basically means that they honor your spirit.
1: I'm trippin' balls man!
2: namaste bro, namaste.
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A super chill tune by The Beastie Boys. Track 20 and the last track on the album "Check Your Head".
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Namaste
A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday
A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.
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Jim: Hey, you need to stop looking at your phone every once in a-
Todd: Namaste.
Jim: You can't jus-
Todd: Namaste! NAMASTE!
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