nasian

a nasal asian with a case of spring fever and a bad cold.

hey there, nasian lady, go away and take your clogged nostrils with you!

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nasian

A friend.
A disgusting hentai-watching weeb.
A pedophile.
A lolicon.
A super edgy dude.
A bitch.

He can be whatever you want, for he is simply nasian.
He is the type to say that he’s the MC and you’re just a side character.
He is a two-faced pathological liar who will play the part of anything as long as he gets his way.
He’s self-centered and selfish.
He’s the type to completely change personalities when around different people.
He’s immature and will say stuff like “Did I ask?”.
He is a friend and ally of all discord mods.
He is… NoobAsian.

I won’t/can’t go into any further detail without this all just being me roasting him. It wouldn’t be an interesting story, just me malding.

Chad: “woahh i just got a super rare item”
nasian: “kid, did i ask?”

Gamer: “look guys i just beat nasian! it was a rough battle, gg!”
nasian: “lmao are you saying you’re better than me? we both know im atleast 2x better”

chill dude: “woah i just got super cool sword. i look so edgyy!!”
nasian: “shut up, you’re just a side character in the great shadow of me, the great nasian!”

Nasian

A hot motherfucker who is half Native American and Asian. These hybrids come out attractive as you can imagine and they can pull anybody they want.

Brenden toya must be a nasian since he drinks boba and can pull anybody