The NAVIGATOR

You find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on--so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. While doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you're a real sport, you'll give it a little UMPH as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of "AHOY MATEY, YEE HAS HIT LAND!!"

My fucking head hurts me...last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled THE NAVIGATOR on me!!

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navigator

Someone who spent way too much time in school only to be replaced by a little piece of technology called GPS.

Could you ask the navigator to get me coffee while I check the GPS for where we are.

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navigator

a jumped up arsehole who helps people on lycos chat.

the navigator was power hungry and kicked all the chatters out

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navigating

getting closer to your destination. physically, emotionally and mentally.
but it only makes sense if your destination is getting closer to you, too.

They are navigating towards each other.

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Navigation

Mezala ~ a human GPS who we love and appreciate.

You call Mezala when playing the game GeoGuesser. He is the navigation expert.

navigation

Navigating is the act of movement on a set path. Or skeeting.

I just navigated that bitch to my nuts.

Or

I just navigated all over that bitches face

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navigator

An internet web browser which Netscape created. It is slow, takes forever to load, and it's just an overall sucky web browser.

Microsoft Internet Explorer is way better than that POS Netscape Navigator!

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