Pandemdick

A surly fellow who, after catching a life-threatening virus, proceeds to meet with as many people as possible--most of whom he is not fond of--with full intention of giving them said virus.

Did you hear about Joey? He caught COVID-19, had lunch with 20 people, licked their spoons and glasses when they went to toilet, and they all caught the virus. What a PANDEMDICK!

Fee Fee Bag

A makeshift masturbatory device most commonly used by The Incarcerated. Some improvised combinations may include: a piece of saran-wrap & wad of chicken fat; a zip-loc bag corner & hunk of salsbury steak; a condom receptacle & someone's load. Used in female prisons to "flick the bean" or mens' for anal stimulation while "beating the kid"

If the food is good in the joynt, you can make yourself one good Fee Fee Bag and have dessert later on.....alone.....in your cell....late at night.....you know......MASTURBATING!

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Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass

The Long Cold

A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.

Willie had dat same damn cough for the last year....n*gg*, I think he has THE LONG COLD!

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Butt Shake

The post-anal-sex act of placing a straw in your partners anus and sucking out the mixture usually consisting of (but not limited to) semen, fecal matter, blood, sweat, etc. Generally used in the homosexual sub-culture but has recently popped up on the radar in the straight community.

After I got through pumping (and blowing my load in) gary's stink star, I put a straw in and enjoyed me some good ol' BUTT SHAKE!!

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The NAVIGATOR

You find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on--so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. While doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you're a real sport, you'll give it a little UMPH as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of "AHOY MATEY, YEE HAS HIT LAND!!"

My fucking head hurts me...last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled THE NAVIGATOR on me!!

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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.

Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!