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by Jimor June 19, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Success Neurosis

Children who limit achievement so they can fit in with peers or underachievers. (Thus guaranteeing underachievement for life.)

Children who don't want to be ostracized in school by underachievers develop "success neurosis".

When T.J. went to high school his friends made fun of him for making the honor roll. His tenth grade year he developed success neurosis and his friends still made fun of him.

by Pฤ›knรฝ ฤรกbel December 31, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.

(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"

by Cirdellin December 30, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


chronic assumption neurosis

The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.

The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.

by Teech2 October 1, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022


Ruby Neurosis

Also better known as Ruby Zombiiee.
Plus size alt model and alternative event organizer of Analog Zombie Presents.
Larger, less talented Lady Gaga.
Overly opinionated, zombie obsessed, highly sarcastic, quick to anger, verbally aggressive with a dark twisted sense of humor.

Are you attending the rad event organised by Ruby Neurosis this week?

by Ruby Zombiiee May 8, 2011