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The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.
Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!
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Something Ricegum uses to get bitches.
Ricegum: Hey baby, say hello to my little friend.
Girl: Do you mean your penis?
Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.
Girl: Fuck me hard.
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The next console after the fucking shitty ass Wii U. It has 2 dildos as controllers and a double dildo grip attachment. It also comes with stripper tassels for your giant juicy sexy tits. It was created in 1969 by overly sexual and horny men at Nintendo so they could get pussy from the executives. Only currently owned by Donald Motherfuckin' Trump
The stripper at my local strip club uses the Nintendo Switch tassels for her tits.
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Another failure made by Nintendo.
Kid 1: I can't wait for the Nintendo Switch!
Common Person: What the hell is that?
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Lol can't wait until they become 3rd party (Nintendo Switch)
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What's it gonna take to snap these biased idiots out of their stupor in regards to the Nintendo Switch's numerous problems since release date? the Wii U became the worst-selling home console of the 21st century so far, the Nintendo Switch has been worse and it's a waste!
The Nintendo Switch is stupid and belongs in the mental kids discord.
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