Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone

Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!