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Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping
Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!
To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.
1. Damn that SBS burns.
2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.
Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.
Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"
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Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.
After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.
If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.
Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"
Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."
Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."
The consequences of gradually sliding down into a slouch when sitting on a chair. The ballsack becomes wrangled up in your clothing, requiring the victim to stand up, re-arrange the sack, and sit down again. Effects are greatly increased when wearing tight underwear.
Tony: "I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now and I've already contracted Wrangled Ball Syndrome!"
Mel: "Yeah, well I've got a massive cameltoe."
A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.
Can be shortened to DB Syndrome
Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.
A psychological disorder involving the sufferer experiencing periodic sudden and extreme deficits of courage or leadership capacity.
Our gutless CEO has been seeking counseling for his longstanding Invisible Balls Syndrome for years but the meeting we had last week indicates that nothing so far has helped.