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A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.
Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat
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Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.
Combines "shit" and "meat".
Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
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fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
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Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”
Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”
That shmeat is fire bro.
I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.
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"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"
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Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat
Damn you got a shmeat.
You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.
Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.
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when you have a small meat, small penis
Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.
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