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Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭
The worst month for males because the females are planing to make this month a living hell for the male.
Person 1 :"Hey, has your boyfriend failed No Nut November yet?"
Person 2 :"Not yet, soon though. What about you?"
Person 1:" No, I don't think he will fail."
Person 2:" I'll make him fail>:)"
Person 1:"WTF!"
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Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?
Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.
Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.
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The act of staying away from all nuts, such as walnuts, peanuts and almonds. During the month of November.
Do you participate in nnn(no nut November)?
No I can’t live without almond milk!
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Starting November 1 at 12:00:00, it is the month of No Nut November. This is when climaxing will be prohibited, but participating in any form of masturbation and/or porn-watching is allowed. This mandate will be in effect until November 30, 11:59:59 which will conclude this event at December 1, 12:00:00. It is imperative to fully participate in this event, as if you fail, you will have redemption in Don't Dick December (I will have a description of that). Otherwise, if you succeed, you will have the chance to participate in Destroy Dick December (I will have a description of that also). This month may be challenging to some, or may be a breeze for others. If you think/or are struggling with this, refer to the Subreddit r/NoFap and r/NoNutNovember. We wish you luck as you embark on this ambitious journey. It's 30 days. Good luck.
You: I am going to participate in No Nut November do I could do Destroy Dick December!
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A challenge in which a man cannot bust a nut or wank for the entire month of November. Similar to Destroy Dick December, in which in December you have to nut 1 time on Day 1, to 31 times on day 31.
Mom: Wow Timmy, you didn't jack off this month!
Timmy: Of course! It's No Nut November!
Mom: oh shit, Destr...
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November is allergy awareness month, so to support our friends who cannot enjoy the simple pleasures in life like Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, we as a nation go nut free in November! Please help to support this worthy cause by removing all nut products from your diet for the next couple weeks. This includes peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, pecans, etc.
Person 1: Hey do you want a sandwich?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it doesn’t have peanut butter! No Nut November.
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