National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on July 6th. Time to simp!

I’m a simp for John, it’s national simp day

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National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

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National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

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simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

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SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

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Simp The Owner Day

A great day for Discord owners! This takes place on December 16th, which is right before Fuck The Owner Day. On this day, you are required to simp for the owner of any Discord owner you see!

Normal Day
Discord Owner: Hi guys!
Member: Fuck you

Simp The Owner Day
Discord Owner: Hey everyone!
Member: OMG hi!!! Here's free nitro!