Noddy

N. UK slang referring to a retarded person, especially a Mongoloid idiot (i.e., someone with Down syndrome) grinning inappropriately and nodding their head while babbling incoherently. Commonly used as an insult.

"You don't want trouble, you shouldn't let them fuckin' noddies in here!" (noddies, plural of noddy)-- John Constantine, Hellblazer Vol. 2: The Devil You Know (New Edition), publ 2012

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Noddy

Something easy or mundane.

That's question was really noddy.

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noddy

Northern England slang for condom.

Also, an idiot.

Noddies are in the second drawer down!

Mate, don't be such a noddy all your life!

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noddy

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

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Noddy

Someone that is shit at fishing or someone that is fishing for pointless small fish. Someone that is intentially catching poinless small fish is 'Noddy Bashing'

Mark, Ross, Jov, and Will are examples of Noddies as they regularly blank (fail to catch fish). A noddy act would be to tie the hook on with a granny knot or put a boilie straight onto the hook. You would be a noddy if you had your bite alarms on fully volume.

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Noddy

A multitasking fruit shop worker.

"Hey noddy can you get me a pen or noddy fix those apples or noddy can you defrost fridges"

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Noddy

An extremely silly or foolish person (especially as a general term of abuse).

You did it again, dude! You seem kinda noddy today!

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