nong

there are several meanings for a nong...
1. a foolish person who is ill informed of a matter of discussion
2. a individual who argues a matter with such conviction only to find themselves corrected with a single sentence or argument. they are then on labelled as a "nong". in extreme cases of argument, they are named the nongiest of the week.
3. a person who over uses the word "nong" calling it out in totally impertinent situations. the person under direct attack then has the right (almost the obligation) to turn on their attacker and call out "nong!" in a descending tone, the peak of the sound being in the conjunction "no-"

you----(prolonged) NONG!

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nong

Generally, a clueless weirdo who is incredibly silly (can have other general meanings).

Diana: that's so pants!

Evie: what?
Diana: zomgosh you're such a nong!

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Nong

A Singaporean slang of multicultural influences which means - An intelligent and charming person, usually with great cooking skills

Wow, Nong!

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nong

adj/n/v/adv a word with no meaning, used to piss off people with no sense of humor.

dante: you're totally a nong
jason: i'm NOT a nong!
dante: dude. you're a nong. i nonged you.
jason: aaaarg i'm pissed off! I'm NOT a nong!

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Nong

A dumbass or infidel.

"You're an unemployable, infantile nong."

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Nong-Nong (农-农)

Describes a person who is adorable, hot and has the best killer smile

Wow he's definitely a nong-nong (农-农)

nong head

Slang for the word "nong". Also meaning idiot/stupid etc

"You are such a nong head!"