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The only state that Russia truely feared during the cold war, due to the number of Nuclear missiles and cows that occupy this 70,700 sqare miles of nothing.
"Nothing exists here in North Dakota, only a cow farm and a Missle silo."
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Drunkest state in the union according to Newsweek. Also home to the drunkest city in the country, Fargo.
You need to have a large liver to live in North Dakota.
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The only normal state left in this country.
We do have: running water, electricity, water, metal structures, cars, things to do, room, breathable air, and beer. And the nicest damn people you'll ever meet.
We don't have: real gangsters (Natives caught with cigarettes and sent to YCC don't count), a high crime rate, homeless people on every other block, bad traffic.
Nodak is also quite possibly the best place to underage drink in the US...#1 son (google it and check some statistics).
North Dakota is NOT full of hicks. Nor hillbillies. Nor rednecks. Just normal people. And normal people like fast cars, big trucks, and everything with wheels. We play video games, go to the mall, go to concerts, watch movies, and listen to loud music, just like other people. There is plenty to do, as long as you aren't a lazy ass about it and expect entertainment to just be handed to you constantly.
Oh yea, the weather is really unpredictable, so you can't be a bitch about it.
Conversation amongst North Dakota teens:
#1: "Hey man, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
#2: "Well, Friday I'm either going to a show or the movies, then Saturday I'm gonna go get my booze in Bismarck and party at XYZ's house."
#1: "Sweet, I'm goin' down there Saturday too. Need to find a buyer yet, though."
#3: "Here, I'll give you my sister's number, she'll get whatever you want as long as you pay."
#1: "Aight, thanks. You guys wanna come play some CoD4 tonight after school?"
#2: "Chyea, that game's tits."
#3: "Fuck yea, let's do it! Ima pwn your asses."
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A large state commonly mistaken for it's southern boarder buddy South Dakota. Though it shares a common name it has nothing to do with South Dakota. Everything South Dakota is North Dakota is not.
1) Located- nowhere.
2)Attractions- nothing.
3) Should you visit- at your own risk.
Californian- Hey we should go to North Dakota!
Texan- How about not!!! :)
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Will the last person who leaves North Dakota please turn off the lights?
Population decline in North Dakota is rampant.
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A state known for absolutely nothing.
North Dakota: At least we aren't South Dakota
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The freezing hell of a state that no one wants to live in. There's literally nothing to do here. This place truly sucks, the only people who say that its okay are the ones that have never left it. Some facts about North Dakota are:
It has 8 months of winter followed by 2 weeks of spring, 3 months of summer, and 2 weeks of fall. Rinse and repeat cycle.
It only has 3 major cities, which are more like big towns than cities, Minot, Bismark, and Fargo. With little villages sprinkled on the highways.
Every single grade you have to learn about how fucking Lewis and Clark "discovered" the wester side of America. I've learn about it 4 times already, 4 FUCKING TIMESS AHHHHH.
Overall, North Dakota can go fuck itself.
Friend: What's North Dakota like?
You: so...cold....dying....please....help me....
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