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The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)
Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco
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A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.
Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!
Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off
Ben- o yeah that's one :(
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When you are titty-fucking a girl and ejaculate up her nose.
I nostradamussed my girlfriend last night and she almost drowned.
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Verb: to nostradumus
Make a prediction
Alex: I think (insert generic sports team) will win/lose (insert generic sports event)
Alan: Way to nostradamus
An old man who was pretty cool.
"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99
Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
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Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.
Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future
Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!