daddys gotta go to work

ur papi is gunna smesh 2 night.

Jimmy: dad can i play roblox with you?

Dad: no son, sorry but daddys gotta go to work.(hehxd)

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go work at wonderbread

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

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Gotta go get some work done

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.

Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

Oh no baby that ain’t going to work

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.

Girl tried to shake her ass but was flat”oh no baby that ain’t going to work”.

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."