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November 14 is national World Diabetes Day. It's the day to recognize diabetics for fighting Diabetes. It is also the day to go to McDonald's and buy everything- even the broken ice cream machine.
(this was written by a diabetic so don't hate on my work)
November 14 is the day for McDonald's
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Tell your crush you like them day
Girl: hey
Boy: hi
Girl: I like you
Boy: I like you to but why are you tell me today
Girl: it’s November 14 tell your crush you like them say
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the day of the year where the baddest, sexiest, craziest, entertaining, beautiful, perfect motherfucking bitches are born and are the best birthday to date
girl : i was born in november 14
boy : so ur the best person to date
girl : yep
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The unfortunate birthday that happens to fall exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.
Kelly: Hey, you know what's weird?
Me: What?
Kelly: November 14th is exactly 9 months after Valentine's day. Hey, isn't that your birthday?
Me: crap.
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November 14, the day everyone has a pass for no nut november!!!
bruh 1: yo wanna beat our meat
bruh 2: it’s no nut november
bruh 1: but it’s november 14th
bruh 2: okey an
bruh 1: WE GET A PASS *procedes to nut*
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Hold your girlfriends hand when you see her 🥰❤️
Boyfriend: *sees girlfriend* Boyfriend: *holds hand* Girlfriend: “What are you doing?” Boyfriend: “It’s November 14”
Good day to get down and dirty. National thot day for the fall season
It’s November 14th sis time to thot around ya know what I mean.
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