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Mariah Carey defrosts, be prepared
“What day is it”
“It’s November 1st”
“Oh no, Mariah Carey is gonna defrost”
“What”
Today will be National Hug Your Pillow And Pretend It’s Your Crush Day! We know, we all are lonely right now.
“Do you know what day it is?”
‘Of course, it’s November 1st!’
“Well it’s also National hug your pillow day and pretend its your crush!”
‘Oh, okay person who simps over fictional characters.’
“Whatever! Can’t wait to cry while hugging the pillow thinking of them.”
National 5 star ur best friend day, because sometimes they deserve it.
Me- Hey it’s November 1st you know what that means
Best Friends- What?
Me- *slap*
Best Friend- “Holy Shit Ouch”
today is the day where you can slap you’re crush’s ass and not get charges pressed upon you!
hey chad! it’s November 1st go slap his ass since you like him. ( chad is gay which is supported also on this day)
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Boys today is the day you show your girl off on Snapchat weather it be goofy or sweet show them some love
Cameron: Bro it’s November 1st you know what that means
Zach: shit I gotta right a paragraph
give your crush a hug and one of your hoodies for a day
Dude go give Sophia a hug it’s NOVEMBER 1st
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