Nump

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.

"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"

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nump

a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt

what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!

HOLY NUMP!

I don't feel so nump today.

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Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

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Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

Nump King

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

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NUMP/NUWT

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

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Numping

The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.

That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.