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a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs
......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!
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A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.
I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
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He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.
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The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)
Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.
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To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.
reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping
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the dude that sings the nutshack's theme (dead meme)
nump: it's the nutshack!
i got grapes, whatcha watching son?
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When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump
Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"