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Nut Juice is made for payback, you need a drunk asshole to drink a glass of vodka,scotchwiskey, hot sauce, blackcherry soda, apple cranberry juice and the best part.....take your hand and rub it all over ur sweaty balls and take your hand and mix the drink. bring the drink to the drunken asshole and watch he/she drink it, when he/she finishes the drink ask the ass how they like ur Nut Juice.
i made nut juice for my friend and he said "i like it"
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The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"
Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*
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When someone sticks their hands down their pants and licks the sweaty ball juice off their fingers
She was bobbing for nut juice
Sticky nut flavored paste normally put in samiches along with jelly.
This is a gud sticky nut juice sammich.
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When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge
"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice
Damn papi give me sum wigga nut juice! Hey Jennifer
Hi Olivia
someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot
juice nut, i love you so much and i hope you know i would do anything for you.