Obamaitis

When you seem Obama you are overcome with the urge to cry like a woman.

Obamaitis occurs when watching Ophra and Jesse Jackson at Obamas acceptence speech.

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The Obama

A sex act in which one partner gets fucked by another partner after being promised hope and change, then the other partner proceeds to leave the next morning after maxing the other ones credit cards.

Ex 1: Person 1: "Hey could I borrow some money?"
Person 2: "Sorry I'm in massive debt, my boyfriend and I did The Obama last night."

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obamaing

Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all

"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'

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Obamaized

"Obamaized" is a take-off of being 'posterized'

-the result of a person being taken advantage of by being led on by false advertising, bullshit promises and/or lies by a corrupt person, leader, deviant, salesman or asshole and the embarassment that ensues...

"Hey man, why do you have that gun to your head?"

"I'm going to kill myself. I can't believe I fell for that motherfuckers bullshit...I can't go on living with everyone in the office knowing it was me."

"Dude, you just got Obamaized, it's embarassing as fuck, but life goes on."

(gunshot)

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Obamaitis

Recent defintion of Obama supporters who got the Obama "Fever" but are now recovering from that fever after realizing all that "Hope and Change" are not working out like they intended.

That guy had Obamaitis back in 2008, but I think he's been cured now.

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OBAMA!

To smack a fruit fly out of the air on the first attempt.
Used as an exclamation when successful.

From the Obama interview where he does the same, causing a PETA scandal.

*Smack* "OBAMA! I got it!"

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to Obama

When you complete an awesome life goal and you reward yourself by chilling out, traveling around, and hanging out with awesome people.

Reporter: "YOU'VE JUST WON THE SUPERBOWL. WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT?!?!"
Quarterback: "I'M JUST GONNA OBAMA!"

Friend: "Congratulations on selling your company! What are your plans from here?"
Founder: "I'm just going to Obama for a while, and figure it out from there."