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Obi Wan Kenobi is the Jedi who trains Anakin Skywalker otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is very wise and powerful. His master, the one who trained him was Qui-Gon Jin, he was killed. Obi-Wan despite what some say, did train Anakin well. Vader kills him, but Obi-Wan lives on as one with the force. Soon after Anakin redeems himself and joins his old master.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
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When a pupil becomes stronger than their master, realises this, and ousts or overruns their former mentor. In reference to when Anakin Skywalker kills Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars.
I got a promotion today. Remember I told you about my boss who hired me when I was a graduate? Well he got fired and I got his job-he got Obi Wan Kenobied!
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Space Jesus, the holy and only one. Amen
A: Man, i only believe in Obi Wan Kenobi, the only and holy space jesus!
1. What you call someone who is trying to tell you what to. (Sarcasm)
2. What you call someone who knows more about something than you do and you hate to admit it.
#1:
A is watching the screen while B plays a game.
A: "Why are you way down here? You should go up THERE for a better shot."
B: "Thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi."
#2:
Frustrated computer user to geek: "Something screwed up again. Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!"
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a better jedi than Qui-Gon Jin.
- "obi wan kenobi rulz".
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Master of the highground.
Best Jedi to ever exist.
Achieved the rank of Jedi Master.
Part of the Jedi high council.
Lost everything, yet still remained in the light.
The master of Form III (Soresu) of lightsaber combat.
"Hello there." "General Kenobi!"
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
"Obi-wan Kenobi is a Jedi master unlike Anakin Skywalker."
THE ABSOLUTE WORST JEDI EVER, HE CUT OFF MY FUCKING LEGS THEN KILLS ME YEARS LATER
Obi Wan Kenobi is a piece of shit
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