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When a man of great force has an unspeakably large penis, also referred to as a lightsaber. If his lightsaber is red he throbs with sexual intent and pain due to his anal discretions a. When "Obi Wang" pulls out his lightsaber all who encounter it fall to their knees. Obi Wang is a great master of sexual discretions and how to woo all animals and people in existence. The force is truly with this one.
What's wrong with Obi Wang Kenobi" "His lightsaber was glowing red, we fear he turned to the dark side of the body
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Uncultured rando: who's Obi-Wan kenobi?
An interlectual: Space jesus.
A wise mexican trained in the martial arts. Pretty handy with a machete. Usually found wearing some hoodie.
Thanks, I learned my skills from Obi-Juan Kenobi, the guy that lives around 9th street.
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Obi Wan Kenobi is the Jedi who trains Anakin Skywalker otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is very wise and powerful. His master, the one who trained him was Qui-Gon Jin, he was killed. Obi-Wan despite what some say, did train Anakin well. Vader kills him, but Obi-Wan lives on as one with the force. Soon after Anakin redeems himself and joins his old master.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
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He uses the Mexican Force, it's the force but with more tacos and Tequila
We're saved, it's Obi Juan Kenobi here to give us tacos
When a pupil becomes stronger than their master, realises this, and ousts or overruns their former mentor. In reference to when Anakin Skywalker kills Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars.
I got a promotion today. Remember I told you about my boss who hired me when I was a graduate? Well he got fired and I got his job-he got Obi Wan Kenobied!
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When a man gives his partner a facial while standing on a raised platform and announces that he has "the high ground"
"Its over Anakin! I have the high ground..." Obi-Wang Kenobi announced as he unleashed his midi-chlorians on Anakin's ashen face.