A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.
Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.
24š 8š
An individual who engages in compulsive distribution of falsehoods packaged as veracity.
A mountebank, a sophist, a specious spurious lot, an apocryphal. Or simply, someone who is deadass lying.
Anyone who says they can accurately predict weather is an obituary liar.
10š 7š
An alternative way of saying "womb to tomb." For the duration of one's life.
Haley: "you're 1/3 punk and 2/3 princess"
Brian: "from ovaries to obituaries"
A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.
Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.
Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.
Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.
Iām out of smokes, can I get an obituary stick from you?