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oblong

A person of superior class and status.

Daniel is such an oblong.

by oblong1 December 12, 2019

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oblong

An adjective referring to an object of undetermined width &/or diameter that it somewhat long but not necessarily straight.

(Stephanie) "Why Katherine, what IS that oblong device lying on the corner of your bed?"

(Katherine) "Oh! Well Stephanie, that would be my new personal massager from 'Good Vibrations'. It is somewhat long but not necessarily straight!"

by pookita September 3, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


oblong

The original latin translation was "leaf shaped", the spanish used it to mean shaped like a cigar or elongated circle. The British used it to mean rectangle or elongated square.
The USA uses the Spanish translation, meaning cigar shaped.

Oblong as used by the British would mean rectangle.
Oblong as used by the Spanish or Americans would mean elongated circle or cigar shaped.

by Mike Gracey October 7, 2007

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Oblong

To have mad rep.

To have reputation.

Yo that G has mad oblongs

by Bones"thug"n"harmony November 26, 2006

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oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012


Oblong User

Also known as a "Gay" "Queer" "Homosexual" and many other terms. It referes to homosexual men who feel the need to use limp wrist gestures to express themselves.

The term Oblong User originates from the use of a computer system called "Oblong". Oblong Users, are required to wear gloves which control the computer system with gestures. Making the user appear very limp wristed and effeminate.

Look at that Oblong User over there!

by TheBakes February 19, 2010


oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

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