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The act of going to an establishment to partake in its goods and services. Most commonly used in the context of getting something to eat or using the restroom. Used in an episode of South Park ridiculing the Occupy Wall Street movement.
I'm gonna occupy myself some pizookies from BJ's.
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An extreme leftist website that posts memes for people who are too stupid and lazy to read a newspaper. A lot of their statements are either misleading, highly exaggerated, or just plain false. They mostly attack the opposite side, and refuse to admit any faults in their own party or call out other democrats while at the same time never pointing out anything good done by the republicans.
It caters to the lowest denominator of democrats, just like Breitbart caters to the worst republicans.
They represent everything wrong with the democratic party. If you want to know why Trump won, look no further.
I'm liberal and I think Occupy Democrats is a joke.
I'm a real democrat, not one of these obnoxious Occupy Democrats idiots.
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When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.
Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?
Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.
Occupy Barvard is a pussy-powered movement that began sometime in the Fall 2011 semester. #OB was the decision of all the stray cats of East Colonial Drive to come together and fight back against the Barvard students and librarians who do not feed the pussies adequate amounts of food.
The movement is inspired by popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, and aims to expose how the annoying ugly children in the top 1% of their class are spending too much time in the library and too little time feeding the pussies.
Future Disbarred Attorney #1: Did you see all the Barvard Pussy congregating by the library earlier today?
Future Disbarred Attorney #2: Yea man, haven't you heard about Occupy Barvard? The pussies are here to show the top 1% of our class what's up! Rumor has it their next stop is the trailer!
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When you are taking a dump in your employer's executive restroom "bowel movement" and one of the 1% people try to open the stall door. You scream "Occupied!" You then stay in there for an extended period of time to disrupt them from tying to do their "business."
I was in the executive restroom taking a dump at work when the CEO tried to open the door. I screamed "Occupied." Then I stayed in there for like 2 days to prove my point. It was my Occupy Movement protest.
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The term former ESPN personality Dan Patrick has coined to get his fan base to hold up his likeness or show references to his current radio show on posters during ESPN's College GameDay.
Let's support the Dan Patrick Show and Occupy GameDay this Saturday when it broadcasts from Eugene, Oregon.
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the polite term given in public when one explains that one's apartment or housemates are having sex
Esther: Where are John and Sally?
Keith: They are otherwise occupied and will be joining us shortly.
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