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Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.
I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.
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The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.
John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.
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A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.
Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
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A "dick-off" is a challenge between men to see who's penis is longer...
Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours!
Tom: No way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.
Billy: Well I guess we will have to have a "dick-off"
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An expression used (mostly by males) to stop someone from getting uncomfortably close to them.
Friend: *walks closely beside you*
Person: Man, get off the dick!
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An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.
A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.
B: Pffft. Dick off love.
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To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.
We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.
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