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Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
5π 2π
A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.
person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...
Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)
11π 7π
When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning
person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan
Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
3π 2π
The feeling of happiness and confusion one feels when your first tuft of pubes is realised.
Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
A hardon at the worst possible time
Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal
Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?
Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it