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A hardon at the worst possible time
Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .
Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.
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The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.
Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
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When you cut and paste something from a site and pretend it was your own. A form of Plagiarism where the wrong doer is the cunt.
Dude1: Your mumma's so ugly that if I kicked her in the head her reflection would melt my shoe before it hit her in the cocksucker.
Dude 2 , Hey cocksniff you cunt and pasted that from my favourite gay website
Dude, Touche you got me cuntox
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A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp
Scene from broke back mountain:
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
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The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal
Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?
Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it
Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
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