celebrity off season

when an actor/actress or celebrity is inbetween roles, etc. and isn't watching thier weight, where on ocassion they are exposed by the pavoratzi in tabloid pictures and thier reputation becomes tarnished for a short time.

Coined from the body building term off season describing a period of time in a year when body builders stop strict dieting to concentrate on strength training and bulking up.

"you see so and so on TMZ?"
"yeah it must be her celebrity off season"

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Off-seasonal Depression Disorder

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

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off-road season

During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.

This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).

Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.

If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?

Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.

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Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.