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The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.
Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.
An Atlantian Oil Slick is an aquatic anal sex act. To perform an Atlantian Oil Slick one must either eat, or have their partner eat intentionally greasy/oily food for at least 72 hours before anal intercourse. A successful Atlantian Oil Slick is only possible when you pull out & there is visible oil spotted in the water.
Person 1 - "How was the pool?"
Person 2 - "It was great until we got kicked out."
Person 1 - "Why'd you get kicked out?"
Person 2 - "My girl & I got did an Atlantian Oil Slick where no one could see us, but there was so much oil that it gave us away."
Prepared a week prior to pre-coitus a guy eats nothing but baby good. With his favourite gal lying on her stomach he shits a full load on her back. After full evacuation he grabs her by the ankles and slides from toes to top of head.
After careful planning and the right lighting I gave her an oklahoma oil slick she'll never forget.
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When you fuck an emo kid in the butt so hard that he starts crying and his mascara runs.
Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick.
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When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis
Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again