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Its when you bang an underage Jew in the attic quietly as to not let the Nazis hear you fucking.
I was successful in completing an Anne Frank Superstar last night.
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When you fuck an emo kid in the butt so hard that he starts crying and his mascara runs.
Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick.
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When one chick is on her hands and knees while you fucker her in the ass. Another chick is diariahing on her back. The shit flows down her back like a chute and all over your dick aka train, and everyone screams miluji tÄ.
Cindy and Nancy ran the Czech Gravy Train on me last night.
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When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.
I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.
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Was actually a banned Vegas act with Barry Manilow and a magician. In the mid â80s Barry Manilow wanted to spice up his Vegas act by introducing a magician. After an extensive interview process he settled on Franz Horn (no relation). Franz is the brother of Roy Horn of Sigreid and Roy fame. Franz was a less popular magician because he used the old fashioned rabbit in the hat rather than his brothers more extravagant tiger act. Well Barry Manilowâs invite was the true calling for this lesser known German immigrants career.
Well these two great minds combined their acts into a choreographed music and magic show. The final song was Manilow's hit Copacabana. At the end of the song Manilow pulls down his pants and bends over. Franz reaches into Manilow ass and pulls out a bunny rabbit hence the Barry Manilow Wonder Bunny. Well as you guessed the critics did not favor this act and it was immediately canceled. Manilow went on to be a success in Vegas. Unfortunately Franz Horn took his own life in 1996. His magical wonders will be missed.
Did you ever get a chance to see the Barry Manilow Wonder Bunny act.
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