old

Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.

olds

short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

Im crusin in my Olds tonight.

Olded

Verb. When a message board user posts a reply or creates a thread that contains dated material and the other users scold said user for posting old material, the posting user is said to have been olded off the message board.

Noob user posts a link to long cat. Message board posters olded him off the board. i.e.
Poster1: OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster2: this is the newest video evar
Poster3: omg old

old

that which is not new

Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.

olde

(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.

old

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)

Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.

old

Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!