old enough to party

The age at which one may party.

Cop- How old are you?
Chair- Old enough to party

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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

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If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

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Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

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Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).

"she married a man old enough to be her father"

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