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Omegle

An anomynous chat service, sort of like an improved version of chatroulette where you can select either webcam or text chat. This website is a great boredom killer but most of the stuff people say is either Asl (Age, sex, location) or male/female.

You: Hello!
Stranger: asl
You: not telling
PEDOPHILE HAS DISCONNECTED

You: Hello
Stranger: M/F?
You: Male
YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED.
That's Omegle for you.

by le penis head April 29, 2010

279πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Omegle

A social webcam website that links you to random strangers, but very rarely do you meet anyone normal. Instead, you will find countless penises, trolls, and people jacking off.

J: I was bored last night, so I went on Omegle.

K: Did you meet anyone interesting?

J: I saw sex penises and three guys dressed like Spider-Man before I gave up.

K: I saw thirteen penises, five guys dressed like Batman, someone passed out, and someone in an Easter Bunny costume holding a beer.

J: Wow, you have endurance!

by Lilyitha March 14, 2014

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Omegle

A free chatroom where people sit and talk about sex. Here's a real convo I had about 2 minutes before writing this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;)
You: mmmm
You: : )
You: I'm cute
You: : )
Stranger: lol you sure?
You: well i think!
You: blonde
You: 5'3'
Stranger: lol you got skype?
You: c cup
You: no zits
You: yup
Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr?
You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: aren't we all...
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: first i gotta see your pics...
You: then learn your address
You: then kidnap you
You: rape you
You: then throw you onto the street
You: like a dog
You: then come back her
You: and start the process again
You: so... pics first?
Your Omegle conversational partner has disconnected.

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by OMEGLITE February 23, 2010

327πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


Omegle

troll central

Omegle.com Talk to strangers!

Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Rickroll12345 December 31, 2011

93πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Omegle

a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).

This example actually happened to me..

Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Hotjam December 5, 2009

516πŸ‘ 167πŸ‘Ž


Omegle

Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.

You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off

Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?

Omegle

by Grizzly Bear Adams Granger September 12, 2009

670πŸ‘ 227πŸ‘Ž


Omegle

A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.

Standard chat on Omegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam

You: that's sick

You: go away

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by anvilofjustice January 13, 2010

453πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž