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The Bard

A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.

The Bard is the greatest story teller of all time.

by hungrybear May 26, 2012

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bard

a poet and jack of all trades, even a thief if a need arises, a bard is welcome everywhere because of his beautiful songs

The bard was playing a ballad and the whole inn went quiet, listening to his song.

by Morte October 12, 2003

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Bard

1. A poet, often a singing poet who might improvise his work, who was around during ancient and mediaeval times. They would often travel between town and town to recite folk ballads and songs. A famous example of a bard is the blind Greek known as Homer.

2. Nickname for Shakespeare

1. The bard came to the village to tell tales of times of old and distant lands.

2. Although many people think either (a) "Shakespeare uses too much old english" or (b) "Shakespeare's too intellectual," the Bard's works have remained timeless for over 400 years

by aleclair June 21, 2005

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Bard

Term for 'mate' used in the South west of england

Wasson bard how is it

Yes bard!

by Bowlster July 27, 2019

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Bard

Dungeons and Dragons - A bothersome character which annoys the real tanks, such as fighters and barbarians, and serves no real purpose, other than to look stupid and get smashed into the earth by a golem.

Bards are only good as diversions or dragon chow. They are almost always elves or half-elves which is not too surprising due to the fact that 99% of the players of D&D are elves or half-elves.

Fighter/Barbarian: "I saw a half-elf Bard once try to use Charm Monster on a Dragon. He's fertilizer now... I then slew the dragon in less than three rounds."

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

51๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


BARD

bad and hard at the same time

Life is BARD man...

by stream lullaby January 20, 2019

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bard

a girlish man who likes to play the harp

"Mark is a little bard."

by Anjew July 17, 2003

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