swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.

6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle

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swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Swear

To curse or 'cuss'. Swears are considered inappropriate to use in public places, but are less offensive than other profanities. These 'bad words' are often referenced by pre-adolescents by their first letter (the 'f' word, the 's' word, even 'h-e-double-hockey-sticks').

I swore in the privacy of my room, and nobody was offended.

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Swearing

Hayd3n does this a lot. It's a bunch of bad words that we shouldn't say.

Oh no... He's swearing again

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Swear

Swear is used often for cursing someone, often with any consequences.

Perfect swearing language: Russian language is also the 5th officially used language over the world, aside English or Spanish. Russian language has more swear words in them, than any other language.

According to the infamous Taboo vocabulary, you can literally talk and swear in Russian and make lines, that make sense.

Most common words in russian (If you hate someone, use these words, since PROBABLY noone will understand them):

All words are spelled literally
хуй (hui)= dick
лох (lohh)= moron
урод (urood)= bastard
ебать (jebaat)= fuck
сука (suuka)= bitch
говно (gavno)= shit

The king of swear jokes.
Guy #1: Охуели?! (Are you gone mad?!) Нахуя (why) тохуя (so much) хуйни (of this stuff) нахуярили (you have loaded up)? Ражуяривай (unload it) нахуй! (out of here)

Guy #2: Хулй?! (Problem?!) Нехуя! (No way!) Нехуй (No need to unload) Ражуяриват (to unload)! Нахуячено (It got loaded) нехуёво! (well!) Похуярилй! (Let's go!)

EVERY russian word in the conversation was a swear word.

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Swear

To verbally abuse, or to rape an object with hatred words

"Goddamn shit mother fucking asshole cunt bag dick sucking faggot bitch! Jimmy you rectal fuck! Why'd you take my headphones?!"
"MAN FUCK YOU piece of shit asshole sucking gay buttfucker queef faced retarded shit fucker! I didn't take your shitass headphones! I'll kick your fucking schplood and waste your ass nigga!"
"Stop swearing"

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swear

when something is weird or funny and you sont have anything to say, you just point and say swear! swear this, omg swear that.

or it can be used like the world "seriously"

seeing someone walking across the street in something the shouldnt be wearing, you would be like swear! .. like seriously? are they being serious?

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