a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever
Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!
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When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person theyโre talking to to avoid seeming like theyโre extremely into them or almost creepy.
โOh my god, I opened Xanderโs Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. Heโs going to think Iโm obsessed with him.โ
โYou shouldโve used the one minute rule Hannah.โ
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That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.
-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.
-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.
A man who only takes a very short time to ejacualte as he is inexperienced and all around bad at sex. Also known as quick draw.
I thought Joey would be good in bed because he has good stamina as he does GCSE PE, however he turned out to be a one minute wonder.
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Not the 61 second man, not the 59 second man, 62 is way out. He is the 60 second, the half of two minutes, the 1/60 of an hour, he is, THE ONE MINUTE MAN. It takes him only ONE minute to start and complete things.
"Holy crap! That plumber is a one minute man!"
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Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.
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The 6th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released in September 1995. The only album to feature Dave Navarro on guitar (in the band 1993-1998). One Hot Minute features a noticeably darker and heavier subject matter than the previous album Blood Sugar Sex Magik. Singles included "Warped," "My Friends," and "Aeroplane." Dave Navarro was fired in 1998 over creative differences. Songs from this album besides "Pea" are never played live -post 1998.
Track Listing:
1."Warped"
2."Aeroplane"
3."Deep Kick"
4."My Friends"
5."Coffee Shop"
6."Pea"
7."One Big Mob"
8."Walkabout"
9."Tearjerker"
10."One Hot Minute"
11."Falling into Grace"
12."Shallow Be Thy Game"
13."Transcending"
A: One Hot Minute is my favorite album, it has raw emotional elements that give it an edge over some of the others.
B: I don't know man, the band was in a pretty depressing place at this point, the band doesn't like the songs from his era, and it just doesn't sound right. Plus it was really f**ked up how Anthony had a make-out session with Dave in the music video for "Warped."
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