Opel

A car manufactured for people who cannot afford more than a cardboard box.

"Did you see that Opel roll by?"
"Yeah, the homeless guy on the corner threw the can of change he was collecting at the driver."

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Opel

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. that kid who smells rather manky

1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.
2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.
3. That opel is a DOUCHE

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OPEL

A car brand meant for the lower/middle working class. Trying to unrealisticly compete with BMW, AUDI and MERCEDES-BENZ.
When newly bought its often a good buy, but after a few years the misery starts.

Known for corrosion + high wear and tear of mechanical parts like steering, suspension and brakes. Parts are, despite the economic range there in, reasonably high priced. Average maintenance costs €2000 a year.

OPEL has had and is having a difficult time in the car industry because of a huge image problem. BMW, AUDI and MERCEDES-BENZ are currently also producing in the lower/middle working class range and there for a unmatched competitor for OPEL.

"Oh you have a opel...right"

"Opel?...don't they corrode?"

"Opel?..couldn't afford a BMW?"

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opel calibra

underrated sports car made by opel from 1989 to 1997. it is one of the best cars to buy as they are very cheap but fast and unique.

look at my opel calibra that can do 0-100 in 4,5 seconds

opel kadett e

mostly known as vauxhall astra in the uk or ireland, its an 72 hp car that has MANY versions throughout the world, for example, it was sold as an daewoo lemans or in the us and canada, it was called as pontiac lemans or passport estima/optima. in brazil its called chevrolet kadett. and it has versions, 1.8, 1.6 or slowest version and gsi or gse

"i have an opel kadett e!" "WOW! me too!"

Kaimol on opel

A song written by a group of Estonian teenagers in a summer camp.

..."Kaimol on opel, värvus must. Kaimol on opel, ei tea, kust ta selle endale sai."...