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The best freaking state in the whole United States.
There's no sales tax, no pumping your own gas, amazing beaches, beautiful forests, reasonable driving skills, and friendly people.
Dear Californians,
Spend your money and get out. Yes, we sound selfish, but most of you have no driving skills and are disgusting, littering pigs, especially when it comes to you visiting our beaches.
We like our state just the way it is, so please stop trying to screw it up.
Oh, and it Or- eh- gun, not Or- ee- gauhn, you irritating east- coasters.
(Note: written by a native, lived- in- Salem- her- whole- life- Oregonian.)
Me: "God, Oregon is just the best!"
Idiot: "Well, it's okay."
Me: :You better take that back, or I swear to God, I wil set you on fire."
Idiot: "I just expressed my opinion."
Me: "That tears it."
Idiot: *screams while being engulfed in flame*
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state with really hot women and some good microbrew
Shit, the Westview Cheerleaders are lookin' DAMN good!
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The best state in the whole nation.
People are nice, pump your gas for you, and don't make you pay a sales tax.
People complain because our speed limits are lower here. If they could actually drive (i.e., if they weren't from California), they wouldn't care.
California: crappy drivers, bad attitudes, and insane price of living.
Oregon: none of the above.
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1.A state above California, pronouced Ora-gin.
2.You can tell natives and vistors by the way they talk about Oregon.
Vistors: Look at those beautiful trees! WHATS THAT FALLING FROM THE SKY?? Snowboarding, how great is this?! BEACHS, this place has freaking everything! I wish I could live in this beautiful green state! CALIFORNIAS below it! AWSOME!
Natives: Fucking rain, I haven't seen the sun since last fucking year. Fucking snowboarding, you were cool the first time but it fucking snows everother day and who wants to drive three fucking hours to a mountain. Motherfucking beachs! Your always one degrees above freezing you fucking tease. Fuck you Oregon, theres nothing to fucking do here unless you like to fucking watch trees grow or swim in motherfucking freezing beaches, all we got is fucking shitty weed. Fuck Califuckingfornia, even if were a fucking boring state at least our states beautiful and us girls arnt whores with herpes.
Visitor: I love Oregon it's so at peace with nature!
Native: Fuck. Oregon. Try "being at peace with nature'' your whole fucking life, my life dream is to cut down every motherfucking tree I see. That what ''being at peace with nature does to you"
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The best state of all fifty states, or territories. More tree's in eye sight then there is buildings, where you can swim in the ocean without a plastic bag washing on shore next to you. Where you can go from rain forest, to desert in a few hours drive.
I know we seem mean on here, but that is because we dont want anymore people moving here, making more buildings and houses which means destroying more forests. We love our coast, and we LOVE our tree's and come hell or high water were keeping it the way it is.
Come and spend your money, then GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STATE!
I mean it, we like your tourist dollars, but we dont want you, most of our families came across the Oregon trail, we earned our place here, you didnt, so leave.
Yes were selfish, but we like our state the way it, we dont want you fucking it up, thank you. :)
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The only state that has banned animal porn.
Guy: I heard some weird shit went down in Oregon.
Guy 2: Why else would they be the only state that needed to ban animal porn?