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When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"
Johan: Dude, I gave her the oven mitt!!!
Hans: BOSS!!!
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A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.
I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.
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when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.
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When you bake a kielbasa at 350Β° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated βPolskaβ embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into loverβs dupa while whispering βgoΕabkiβ
βHoney, itβs cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mittβ
To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.
An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
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When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
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During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.
Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!
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