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Ozark : noun
A male, typically found in white suburban areas. Uses manly activities and careers as a facade for deep-seeded homoerotic tendencies.
Studies have shown that 99% of Ozarks have intimate and severely dominatrix relationships with their male superiors (at the workplace) and usually refer flirtatiously to these events in code, usually referencing some common man interest.
ie. "Hey, that new Sons of Anarchy episode last night was amazing" really translates to something along the lines of "Hey, (Said named Superior) that new lube we tried last night was amazing"
Who would have thought, that after all this time, Mr. T was an ozark
I really think Elton John should have taken a more Ozark approach to his homosexuality.
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The genitile area of the male anatomy, also known as balls, nads etc.
Kick him right in the Ozarks...
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The act of laughing at other peoples pain.
Did you see her fall? I ozarked my ass off!
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A Christian camp for kids. Age 7-17
Camp Ozark is known as the "cool camp" in America. The cool kids at school most likely attend Ozark. (All campers are also known to be nice and including)
Jessica, the coolest girl in school, goes to Camp Ozark every summer.
A place where millions of people come through in the summer, and none come through in the other three seasons. Known for the summer parties, drinking, and the Lake itself. Largest man- made lake in the mid-west. Popular for it's bars and Party Cove the well known water drunk fest.
Are you going this summer to Lake of the Ozarks?
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Most people know it. Incomparable Camp Ozark. Set up in the mountains of Arkansas just past Lake Ouchactia. Thousands of kids from ages 7-17 attend. You don’t understand Ozark unless you’ve been. It’s not like any other summer camp. Ozark strengthens you and your faith in God, teaches you how to be a leader and a good sport. Being away from the world: internet, phones & social media is the BEST thing. You become best friends with you’re cabin and talk about things you would never tell anyone at home. It’s a safe environment. Welcoming. It’s HOME. You cry when you leave and count down the days until you return. There’s soooo much to do but mainly you’re there to make long lasting memories and lessons that you will remember forever.
Camp Ozark is the best place on earth.
Three shots absolut vodka, two shots jäger, topped off with Amp.
Ozark tea tastes like virginity, and is better than sucking an old Missourian's balls.
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