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ozzy fuckin rules damnit!!!! hes the best ever. the godfather of heavy metal!! even if he died he will always live in the hearts of true fans
me:dude ozzy kix mother fucking ass, bitch!
ozzy: i love you all but you're all fucking mad!
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The Prince of Darkness. The Creator of metal itself. Along with being resposible for a lot of other crazy things such as:
1. Biting the head off of a bat and a dove
2. Shooting 17 cats
3. Throw raw meat at a live audience
The term 'doing an Ozzy osbourne' means you have done something REALLLLLY silly that a whole lot of people will remember for ever and ever.
Joe: Mary's in jail!
Fred: What did she do?
Joe: Jumped off a brick wall and killed 4 people!
Fred: What an Ozzy osbourne!!
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When the person giving you head bites the head of your dick.
I got Ozzy Osbourne‘d last night that shit hurted!
An Ozzy Osbourne is not only Sharon's husband, but is another way of saying "virginity". As "virginity" is a very direct word, Ozzy Osbourne is a more discrete way of talking about your virginity.
Zoe: I've still got my Ozzy Osbourne, I'm waiting for the one
Beth: Wow, that's a very respectable decision for you to make, Zo
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prince of darkness whose brain has been turned into a warm slurpie from years of drug abuse
"eerrrr SHARON!!!! errrr jack err how do you work t-t-t-t-he remote - SHARON!!!!! err err eeh eh"
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The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.
He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.
And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).
"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne
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Former king of metal. Now a washed up sell-out who only sees dollar signs. This started with his show "The Osbournes", to re-enact one of the episodes go to a channel you don't get and let the beeping noise go on for thirty minutes. Need more proof? A few years ago Ozzy had a few of his CDs re-done with different bass and drums.
Please Ozzy, do metal a favor and retire.
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