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Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.
You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?
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A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.
Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!
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Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
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Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."
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A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.
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A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips
Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb
Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.
Dont you think?
slang for the infamous parckard bell computer systems in the mid ninties . Packard hell can refer to a computer that prohibits users to access the bios , as these were the first computers to do this . This makes any repair or upgrade a royal pain . It also refers to a computer that runs an anoying program at boot that is un-avoidable .
Packard Hell had to get the Hell out of the US and flee to Britian becase they SUCK . The name goes on (hey even shit rolls down a hill)with Hewlit Packard who refuses to suport them .
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