Poob

me. I am Poob. I am god. Poob is god. Poob is carnivorous.

Praise Be to Poob. All Hail Poob. All Hail.

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Poob

When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up

Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes

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Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

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poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

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Poob

A fancy retard.

Person 1: Hey with all my bands I got 6k right?
Person 2: Stop being such a poob with 2 lots of 1k you got 2k!

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Poob

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

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Poob

A poob is a bum hair. Poo pube.

A shaved my poobs this morning.

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