PTF

People to Fuck List

"That chicks pretty hot." "Yea she's up there on my PTF"

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PTF

When the secret of PTF is discovered.

CDawg: um foug...
Fug: WTF!!!!
2 Hours Later..
Fug: Woo I just got half a slice of pizza for $20
Rayjammer: The legend continues..

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PTF

Predicting the future

Last month my investment made 50 grand

Wow you're straight up PTF'ing

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PTFS

PTFS an acronym for Post Traumatic Fall Syndrome.
Mostly use by skaters and longboarders. It is to describe the distress that one may acquire after a major fall off a longboard or a skateboard.

Person 1: Mannn Eddy hasn't been the same after the 20 stitches he got on his head from his last fall.
Person 2: Yea he can't even look at his new Dervish. I think he has a case of PTFS.
Person 1 and 2: Fooo shooo.

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ptf

"Part time fuck" used to refer to someone who's not a longer term partner.

a: What happened to mike?
b: oh, he's just a ptf

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PTFS

An acronym standing for "peep the Facebook status." To be used in conversation with someone whom you desire to view your latest Facebook status, despite the fact that you are currently conversing elsewhere, i.e. through AIM.

xxaimpersonxx: yo, ptfs!
xotheraimpersonx: haha, you quoted this conversation! how humorous!

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PTF ratio

Percentage of tit from fat

She's got massive cans, but her PTF ratio is way too high