ptw

Professional Time Waster.

Acronym used in sales to describe someone who wastes time talking with you, yet never actually buys anything.

Salesman #1 - "You took forever with that customer, did you close the deal?"

Salesman #2 - "Naw, he's a ptw."

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ptw

Poo The World
Similar to fml

" I forgot to do my homework again. Ptw."

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PTW

(i am only making this because i saw 1 fucking real definition of it) PTW means pay to win and most people use it when someone buys something that is op. (overpowered)

quintivoulisshittlefart : yo thats too op how did you get that
ron: i bought it and why the hell did you make your username that
quintivoulisshittlefart: ptw and dont ask about my username

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PTW

PTW is a sort of god in beatmaking area, he’s also a funny, smart, weird, and adorable person. PTW also means pass the weed or play to win which are principal pillars fir being a god of everything.

Omg you’re so PTW today.= You’re a god today.

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.