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Any retard in the U.S. Army that goes to the PX, buys military awards and/or decorations that they didn’t earn and then pins them on their chest so that they can go around looking like a hero. These yahoos often claim to have served in the Rangers or Force Recon or some other elite unit, but that they got out because of an injury or because they got tired of the B.S.
Private Snuffy – “Hey, that new mess sergeant is a bad ass. He served with the Rangers in Vietnam, Panama, Afghanistan and Iraq. He says that he got a field commission to Captain after he won the Silver Star but he got busted back down and kicked out of the Infantry because he punched his CO in the face.”
Sergeant – “He’s full of crap.”
Private Snuffy – “No way, I saw his rack of ribbons and his Ranger tab on his shoulder.”
Sergeant – “Damnit, haven’t you ever heard of a PX ranger? Besides. How old was he during Nam? Two?”
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A US Army soldier/airmen/ Marine/Sailor who goes out and buys all the latest after market non-issue military gear from the PX (post exchange). This equipment includes leg holsters for pistols, radio pouches, CamelBak backpacks survival knives etc. They may also order online from a military surplus website like US Cavalry, Ranger Joe or Brigade Quartermaster. The PX Soldier will usually buy this gear for a upcoming deployment but is usually seen wearing it for training exercises. The PX soldier is inspired by seeing special forces members on the news, in the movies or a television show. Most people who have deployed are a little bit guilty of buying some kind of non-issue military equipment for a deployment but the PX Soldier overdoes it. They hope to be mistaken for a special forces operator. Ironically the main culprits will be those not in combat arms or have jobs where they never have to go outside the wire on convoys or combat missions.
Soldier 1 "See that guy over there is he in Recon or a SEAL?"
Soldier 2 "Hell no. He's a cook that's a PX soldier
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A man or woman who marries a military member for the benefits, like getting access to the PX. It was her dream to go to that big PX in the sky.
Ex: Cox married his wife and joined the military for six years enlistment upon finding out she was pregnant, only to find out halfway through he was not the father of the child and she was a PX chaser and lied about the parentage to get the military benefits. Instead of wallowing in depression more now she got him into a human bondage contract and cheated on him and how the baby wasn’t his, he went to ten thousand won alley and celebrated being single.
A Raunchy, Married, Extra fat, possibly pregnant woman attached to a couple of kids who is unkempt. She can be seen on a Army military post or off a Army military post with her severely depressed and possibly suicidal Soldier husband.
The Sergeant's PX Queen won't allow him to go out with us anywhere!
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The United States mainland. Term used by American Servicemen in Southeast Asia (especially in the Philippines) to describe how they believe America is thought of by the natives. Usually used in conjunction with marriage.
Possibly also used by the natives themselves. PX stands for Post Exchange which is basically the military department store. It sold goods that the average local store didn't have. Servicemen would bring their native girlfriends or wives shopping on base. As they understood it, America had all of these goods and more. It was their main association with the US.
All these little Fillipina girls want to do is marry a Marine and get him to take her to the Land of the Big PX.
I can't wait to get out of this shithole country and go back to the Land of the Big PX.
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Something inward-looking, introspective.
Emotionally involved
I like the last track of Lomepal, this is so PX.