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Used to be a small town with a lot of woods and trails, everything was fine until the government wanted to turn it into a city and all the scum bags moved there and started complaining how boring it is,
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT LEAVE!
Palm coast a town that used to be peaceful.
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Palm Coast we are so full of New Yorkers, that in NY we are known as the 6th borough. "Where does your sister live" "In the 6th borough" "Oh Palm Coast"
Boy: "Where does your sister live" Girl "In the 6th borough" Boy "Oh Palm Coast" Girl "Yup"
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I see all these negative definitions and I would just like to say we have evolved. We actually have a Chick-fil-a now so yeah. As a Palm Coastian, we're pretty chill people. I mean theres a lot of locals who can't dress to save their lives. But if you're ambitious enough you will make it out and never look back.
Random college student: "Hey where are you from?"
Me: "Oh I'm from Palm Coast."
Random college student: "Wtf is that"
Me: "Ummm it's between Daytona and St. Augustine."
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a boring town thats full of old grumpy people that are too old to be police so they either drive around complaining or become a C.O.P. plus little fake jits that think they are bad shit but they are jus skinny little emo kids who all look exactly alike cuz know one here is smart enough to do sumthing original
Palm Coast - home of the newly wed and the nearly dead
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First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.
City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.
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1. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who constantly complains about the city they live in.
2. A person who was raised in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who does nothing to further themselves in life, or even try to get out of this so called "lame" town of Palm Coast.
3. A person who moved to the city of Palm Coast Florida, who didn't do ANY research about the area, and blames everyone but themselves for not liking the city THEY decided to move to.
4. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who completely disregards the beauty in the 52 square miles of Palm Coast, all because they don't like their neighbors.
5. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who complains about the lack of jobs in Palm Coast, disregarding the fact they have an IQ of 55 and are barely qualified to flip burgers.
6. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, and spends their time on Urban Dictionary & other online places complaining about the city of Palm Coast, instead of actually trying to make the city or their own lives any better.
Palm Coast Grumbler; "Palm Coast is soooo f*cking lame! I hate this stupid town!"
Average person; "Then move. If you don't like it here, leave."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "Huh? Shut the f*ck up!"
Average person; "Sounds like you're part of the entitled generation, not too bright, & a drain on society."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "I F*CKING HATE THIS TOWN!"
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A great little City on the Florida east coast. It is between St Augustine and Daytona Beach, 60 miles south of Jacksonville. If your are looking for a lot of excitement, no night life here, lots of precipitant sports for young and old. We live here and think it is a great place to live, very little crime, check the Flagler County Sheriffs Department.
Palm Coast, Florida.
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