Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.

Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Pan sexual

When one is sexually attracted to a pan.

Friend-I’m coming out as pan sexual. Me-So you sexually like pans? Friend-🤦🏻 ♂️

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Straight Pan-sexual

Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality

I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual

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Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan

I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon

Pan-Sexual

An individual who is aroused by the thought of or act of, playing Panguingue.

Michael had a romantic evening planned with his wife, but being the pan-sexual he is, decided to play pip with Art.